{"product_id":"fuck-it-again-2026-calendar-for-women-who-ve-had-enough-2-2","title":"Fuck It Again – 2026 Calendar For Women Who’ve Had Enough","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"60\" data-end=\"88\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ba372a;\"\u003e🚨 EXCLUSIVE STATEMENT: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eThis calendar was designed by TidePick’s designer Kairin and was exclusively released on August 20, 2026, by TidePick.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-start=\"219\" data-end=\"323\"\u003e❌ Any other websites (including Amazon, Etsy, Temu, etc.) are \u003cstrong data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"299\"\u003eNOT authorized\u003c\/strong\u003e to sell this calendar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003eSassy, bold, and unapologetically real—this wall calendar is back for another year of brutal honesty. 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Each month brings you a new unapologetic reminder that you’re not alone in being completely over it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.tidepick.com\/products\/fuck-it-again-2026-calendar-for-women-who-ve-had-enough\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/e8e6a80a7490fe2116745bd07754c5a9a4242430.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"1050\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"564\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #e67e23;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY YOU’LL LOVE IT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"1085\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"567\" data-end=\"587\"\u003e13 Pages of Sass\u003c\/strong\u003e – Includes a bold cover + 12 monthly pages filled with hilarious, relatable quotes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"1085\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"676\" data-end=\"694\"\u003eDouble the Fun\u003c\/strong\u003e – Every month features a main quote + a sidekick quote. 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